"Delicious Tears" Smoothie Recipe - Let this Be a Lesson

I tried to warn you - but you wouldn't listen...

 Authentic Recipe for a "delicious tears" 

energy smoothie:

Step one – begin in 2009 and spend years telling everyone that two-party representative government is just a front for worldwide corporate banking oligarchs to provide the illusion of choice and freedom.

Step two – observe for years how no one listens to you, keeping complete faith in the rigged system. The same system which exploits and manipulates them, despite the obvious proof of this fact confronting them on a daily basis.

Step three – Wait until they become so smug in opposition to an orange nazi muppet that they fail to realize that most Americans are actually just like him. Then, watch their arrogance as they acknowledge that the system IS in fact rigged, but because they believe it’s rigged in their favor, they actually defend the iniquity.

Step four – gather all their pretentious, self-righteous, indignant tears of horror, shock and disappointment and mix them together in a gas station slurpee cup or insulated gas-station mug or something. Add one part co-op egalitarianism and equal parts self-awareness and self-awakening.

Step five – shake vigorously, as the tears of those who somehow ironically blame you for their misery will be extra salty.

Step six – drink, holding the cup with both hands and using a straw like a five year old.

Step seven – use the energy from it to go back to fighting fascism the old fashioned way; civil disobedience, direct action, labor organization and economic boycott. Organize locally, make sure you’re all on the same level, maintain your balance, keep your dignity then make additional servings as needed.

Skip Pulley

Chief Contributor